A battle! A battle that makes your feathers ruffle!
A battle! A battle is quite a kerfuffle
The snollygoster’s battle cry does not stammer
For its determination braves even the ninnyhammer
The enemy laughs when we are in trouble
They act so coy with their honeyfuggle
But we have help with the swords we stole
All thanks to our friend, the bumbling jobbernowl
They use humdudgeon on every girl and boy
Until gargalesis is used by the clumsy hobbledehoy
The battle is over! The enemy has lost!
They run away in a sad, pitiful squabash
*This is what I sing. Confused? So am I.*
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Why is this one of the weirdest poems I have ever read and yet it is one of my favorites? :)
ReplyDeleteYou always seem to make the oddest things seem the normality!